Today at a glance
The current carton
🚨 Palace Security Report
Full blotter →From the coop
All photos →The flock today
Meet the flock →Egg calendar
Eggs per day, last six months. Hover or tap a day for the count.
🚨 The Palace Blotter
All the news that’s fit to squawk. And several things that aren’t.
Dispatches
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Photos & videos
Meet the flock
Egg leaderboard
Camera favorites
Who shows up in the most photos and videos.
Eggs and daylight
Hens lay less as the days get shorter. Weekly eggs (top) and average daylight hours (bottom), last six months.
Time outside and the weather
Free-range time each day (top) and that day’s high temperature (bottom), last six months.
Flock history
Hensington Palace Reserve
The Eggconomy
A shell-based economy with no fiscal oversight.
Real egg counts from the last 7 days, under satirical economic labels. Past performance is no guarantee of future eggs.
Trade & reserves
Hensington Stock Eggchange (HSE)
Eggs laid in the last 7 days, compared with the 7 days before.
Past reports
Past recipes
Recent Activity
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📖 Poetry Corner
Fun poetry about chickens, with occasional roasts of those pesky squirrel visitors.
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